Saturday, March 31, 2007

10 Reasons Why We Love Maria Callas

  1. She showed prospective opera singers that their voices don't have to sound like the angels to qualify (although it helps!)
  2. She showed the world that opera also has acting involved. Acting is important in opera!
  3. We have some one to compare all the "new" or even "bad" opera singers to.
  4. She can sing Turandot one night then turn around and sing Rosina the next.
  5. If you want to piss off your opera-hating relatives, you just turn her Lucia on.
  6. If you want to impress your opera-loving friends, you just turn her Tosca on.
  7. You can always distinguish her voice. If someone was to ask you "Who is the soprano singing here?" You don't have to decide whether it's Kiri te Kanawa's or Elisabeth Schwarzkopf. You always know it's her. (I'm not saying that Dame Kiri and Schwarzkopf sound the same, but they had the same kind of soprano voice =])
  8. You can trust that practically all of her full opera recordings will have either Tito Gobbi or Giuseppe DiStefano.
  9. Her Tosca is like no other. Ever.
  10. Her Turandot is believable. Because you all know that you chuckle when an ugly Turandot gets kissed by Calaf. Come on, you know you do.

Viva La Divina!

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Lucia Sextet Party!

(Sorry for the delay. I've been in denial since I left "Barber" last Saturday. I can't stop listening to "Cessa di piu resistere", other Juan Diego Florez works, and various selections from "Barber". It's ridiculous! =) in a good way. However, "A te, o cara", Don Giovanni, and, today's selection, the Lucia di Lammermoor sextet, snapped me back into my old self. And I'm back! *coughs* Lucky you...)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=k5D4jRM1RPc
With two greats, Pav and Cappuccilli. However this clip is entitled "June Anderson in sextet LUCIA DI LAMMERMOOR" so I will mention that, yes, she does sing in this clip. =)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2rpwS07yKY
With the wonderfully wonderful Dame Joan in her (from the looks of it) younger years. Diction better than what it would become. I love Dame Joan though, her Lucia is just beyond what Donizetti could have ever imagined it to be! (At least I think so...)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdXP8wvDFc0
Now, I didn't promise they would all be good. Roberto Alagna in this glorious sextet. It took me a minute to figure out whether he had terrible diction, or if it was in French. Turns out it's in French. It looks like the guy singing with Alagna at first is not having a fun time, looks kinda bored. The Lucia looks half mad already. No offense to the clip, it's very well sung.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTuEBwX8dQk
I love this clip. Maybe it's the stellar line up (Jose Carreras, Katia Ricciarelli, John Paul Bogart, and Leo Nucci) or maybe the visuals. Maybe not Ricciarelli at her absolute best, but still pretty awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHoXW_FYmNc
This clip is awesome. Carlo Bergonzi, Renata Scotto, with that set and all the men drawing their swords at the same time! It's glorious! Carlo Bergonzi shows why he's the best tenor around. Viva Bergonzi! Some of Scotto's high notes are a little "eh", but still, she's Scotto! What can you do!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8T-o0-Bo0U
This was my first Lucia sextet and what a whirl! That pushed me over the edge for Donizetti. It was love at first Lucia!!


Thank you to YouTube for allowing people to put these kinds of things on the Internet! Thank you to the people who put them up! Thank you for (hopefully) not getting mad at me for giving the links to your videos, it's only because I love them! =)


Sorry. I'll try to do something "interesting" next time. lol I'm going to do something on "The Turandot Project." It's the movie that changed my life forever, so I'm going to need a lot of time to think, write, rent the DVD and re watch it all, so maybe this weekend? Thanks, y'all.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Il Barbiere di Siviglia

There's a wide line between a good performance and an amazing performance.

Last night's "Barber" at the Metropolitan Opera past far over that line. Far, far over.

If there was ever such a thing as a perfect performance of "Barber of Seville" this was definitely it. Mind you, I don't usually give out this kind of praise lightly. An opera production has to work extra hard for me to call it "perfect." Bartlett Sher's sets were fun and inventive to say the least. When the singers came to the front of the platform that overhang the orchestra pit, it was fantastic! The people in the front row could have reached out and touched the singers! The costumes looked wonderful! My favorite costumes definitely had to be Don Bartolo's and, of course, the Don Alonso wig.

Where to begin with the singing. Where to begin...
Let's start with John Del Carlo. A phenomenal Bartolo. Funny in all the right places and menacing in all the others. He is probably about 6-foot-6 because he made Peter Mattei look like a midget. (Maybe it was the white wig???) He did have, I feel, a little bit of trouble with the high note of his aria "A un dottore della mia sorte," but with all the coloratura that comes before, I can't blame him. Claudia Waite (Berta) also had a little problem with a note in her aria, but it didn't affect the rest of her performance at all! She was a wonderful Berta.
John Relyea (who seems to be singing everything at the Met this season) was a very exciting Don Basilio. His aria "La calunnia" was amazing. It was funny in that "I'm supposed to be scary, but instead I'm funny" kind of way. Every one in the smaller parts (Fiorello, the captain, etc.) was splendid. They did a very very excellent job.
On to the main singers of the evening: Juan Diego Florez, Joyce DiDonato, and Peter Mattei. Joyce DiDonato, I don't believe I can say anything that will really do her credit. Her Rosina was fun, witty, a little immature (but isn't she supposed to be?), and you really believe her when she says that she can turn to a viper. She was a damn good singer, too! "Una voce poco fa" went from pleasure to pleasure with every moment she sang. The "Music Lesson" scene was hysterical and sang very very very well. Everything about her portrayal was perfect. (Did you hear that? "Perfect." I used that word again.) Peter Mattei is simply the greatest Figaro out there. He embodies the character so wonderfully and dramatically, he never skips a beat. His acting was sublime and faultless. Mattei doesn't have a problem with distinguishing acting and singing. He does both wonderfully. There was an entire article in the NY Times about people like Peter Mattei who not only sing beautifully, but act beautifully, too. The opera really is Figaro's opera and last night was obviously Mattei's night to shine.

Now, you have to understand something about me and Juan Diego Florez. We have never met, and this is the first time I ever saw him live, in person, on stage, with him right there in front of me. (And I don't want to sound like a stalker/freak but...) Even though we have never met I plan on meeting and marrying Mr. Florez even though he was no idea who in the world I am...yet. Not to mention to extreme age difference, but who cares about those things anymore? That being said, I was in no way biased to think that Mr. Florez sang like an angel last night. =) His Count Almaviva is like no other Count Almaviva in the history of "Barber of Seville." I almost melted into the floor when he sang "Ecco Ridente." I wasn't sure if I could take the rest of it! The Don Alonso (aka "Music Lesson") part of the second act remains one of the funniest (and one of my favorite) moments in the opera. I say "pace e gioia" nearly every single day. His acting was incredible and his singing incomparable!! He not only sang well, but he didn't look half bad, either! His costumes were great! I loved them. I loved him!

Thank you Uncle Tommy for this great night!!! I had sooooo much fun! (PS thanks for putting up with my huge gasp whenever Juan Diego Florez came on the stage lol. I'm sure it got annoying <3<3)

Having said all that,
Pace e Gioia everybody!!!!

Monday, March 12, 2007

Why I really like opera...

The real reason I love opera...

It was the night before I was born. My mom and dad get all dressed up and head out of the house with my grandparents. They drive towards the Metropolitan Opera House. They sit through God-knows-how-many hours of Philip Glass's The Voyage when it first premiered. My mom said I was bouncing around to the bass line the entire performance. 12 hours after the performance ended, I was born (2 weeks early). I needed to get out and hear that beautiful music! (by the way, the opera hasn't been heard at the Met since, I don't think!!)

And that's the reason I love the opera! I was born to listen, haha.

Funny, I've never actually heard a Glass opera. Maybe I should go see Satyagraha after all!!
=)

Monday, March 5, 2007

Don Giovanni

My opinion on why people would consider Don Giovanni to be "the perfect opera"

  • There is all of the following: love, death, murder, damnation, corruption, good, evil, faithful servants, talking statues, stalker lovers, secret spouses? (oooo), revenge, adultery, treachery, repentance (or lack there of), seduction, jealousy
  • IT'S ITALIAN! I mean, really, guys! People are gonna like it!
  • Melodies are simple and memorable (ex. "la ci darem la mano", "vedrai carino")
  • Basso/mezzo duets (can't resist 'em!)
  • The catalogue aria. you can't get much better than the catalogue aria!
  • There's a deranged in love with Don Giovanni.
  • A Devil drags Giovanni down to Hell. It does NOT get more exciting than THAT.
  • The entire Commendatore scene! It's bone-chilling!
  • Sir Thomas Allen as Don Giovanni. Just because it's too awesome to behold! It's too much to handle, frankly. When he's dragged down to Hell it's like "Hey! Wait! What in the world just happened??? He was singing a second ago!!"
  • Leporello and Don Giovanni switching places and Leporello "seducing" Donna Elvira while Don Giovanni's doing...whatever he's doing...
  • Leporello's "hidden wife"??? That's never explained!!! Oh, well. It leaves something for the imagination!
  • Mozart...Just because the opera is Mozart. It just makes it amazing.
  • The use of random numbers: seicento e quaranta, duecento e trentuna, cento, novantuna, (ma in Spagna) mille e tre. mille e tre? mille e tre!
  • Vedrai carino, because it's such a cute aria!
  • Masetto. Because you just have to feel bad for the poor little thing! So jealous, so naive! haha
  • When Don Giovanni won't freaking repent at the end. You wanna slap him across the face and yell "Repent, you idiot! REPENT!" Seriously, how stupid can you be??
  • Don Giovanni's reasons for not being faithful to one woman. (He is being "generous" to all the woman by giving them all "his love." If he saved it for only one woman, not every woman would get his "love." Get it? Yeah, doesn't make sense....)
  • The little Mozart self-promotion while the Don is having dinner ("Non piu adrai" playing in the background and Lep/Don singing to the tune.)

Apparently, it doesn't get any better than this?

(Wanna add a reason? Just comment...) =]

Friday, March 2, 2007

NYC Opera's new season!

Just as exciting as the Met's new season is its next-door neighboor New York City Opera's 2007-2008 season!!

New Productions:

Margaret Garner- with a cast full of debuts!!
Cavalleria/Pagliacci double bill- with Carl Tanner in Pagliacci and Brandon Jovanovich in Cavalleria
Cendrillon- with Joyce Castle as Mme. de la Haltiere and Cassandre Berthon as Cinderella
Vanessa- with Lauren Flanigan and Rosalind Elias as The Old Baroness
King Arthur- with director/choreographer Mark Morris
Ragtime- as the musical theater production of the season

Repertoire:

Agrippina- starring Ruth Ann Swenson and Heidi Stober
La Boheme- with Inna Dukach and Dinyar Vania
Don Giovanni- with Aaron St. Clair Nicholson as the devious Don Giovanni and Julianna Di Giacomo as Donna Anna in Harold Prince's production
Carmen- starring Beth Clayton as Carmen and Scott Piper as Don Jose
Madama Butterfly- with Shu-Ying Li as Cio-Cio-San and James Valenti as Pinkerton
Falstaff- with Jan Opalach as Sir John Falstaff and Pamela Armstrong as Alice Ford
Tosca- starring Anna Shafajinskaia as Floria Tosca and Todd Thomas and Baron Scarpia

I'm hoping to make my own audience-member debut at the City Opera this season!!! There are four (count 'em, four!) operas that I wish the Met was doing that City Opera is doing! Falstaff, Carmen, Tosca, and Don Giovanni. I've been waiting to see all except Tosca live for a long time, because I've already seen Tosca. Next season, however, the Met is not doing Tosca so I thought maybe I'll stroll across the plaza to see how the City Opera singers are doing. "Yo!! NYCO! Sup, my peeps????" I was praying every night that Don Giovanni would be one of the operas they do at Lincoln Center. I was thinking the Metropolitan Opera, but I guess my prayers were answered! Thank you, NYC Opera! =)=) I just want to hear "Madamina, il catalogo e questo", "vedrai carino", and "La ci darem la mano" live, on stage, with real opera singers. And voila!! City Opera does it again!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Met's new Season!!!!!!!!

Productions:


Lucia di Lammermoor (Natalie Dessay and Marcello Giordani)
Hansel and Gretel (Christine Schäfer and Alice Coote)
Iphigenie en Tauride (which I can't pronounce) (Susan Graham and Placido Domingo)
Satyagraha (Richard Croft)
Macbeth (Rene Pape and Andrew Gruber)
Peter Grimes (Patricia Racette)
La Fille du Regiment (Juan Diego Florez. Do I have to say any more?)

Repertory:

Manon Lescaut -with Karita Mattila and Marcello Giordani
Le Nozze di Figaro- with Bryn Terfel
Otello- with Renee Fleming and Johan Botha
La Traviata- with Renee Fleming and Matthew Polenzani

Il Barbiere di Siviglia- with Ruggero Raimondi and Jose Manuel Zapata
Un Ballo in Maschera- with Dmitri Hvorostovsky and Salvatore Licitra
Ernani- with Marcello Giordani and Thomas Hampson
Madama Butterfly- with Patricia Racette and Mr. Bedazzle, Roberto Alagna
The First Emperor- with Placido Domingo and Susanne Mentzer
War and Peace- conducted by Valery Gergiev with Samuel Ramey
Tristan und Isolde- with Deborah Voigt and Ben Heppner
The Gambler- also conducted by Valery Gergiev
Romeo et Juliette- with power duo Anna Netrebko and Rolando Villazon
Die Walkure- with Stephanie Blythe and James Morris
La Clemenza di Tito- with Ramon Vargas and Susan Graham
Les Contes d'Hoffmann- with Marcelo Alvarez
Die Entfuhrung ause des Serail- with Matthew Polenzani and Diana Damrau
Norma- with Maria Guleghina
Die Zauberflote- with Diana Damrau playing first Pamina and then switching roles to sing the Queen of the Night
La Boheme- with Mrs. Bedazzle, Angela Gheorghiu as Mimi

Operas that will be shown in movie theatres...

Romeo et Juliette- good news for Netrebko/Villazon fans!!!!
Hansel and Gretel
Macbeth
Manon Lescaut
Peter Grimes
Tristan und Isolde- ticket sale pending....
La Boheme- so that Ms. Gheorghiu (aka Mrs Alagna) may DAZZLE us with her brilliance AGAIN.... whoopdeedoo
La Fille du Regiment- with someone who is ALLOWED to dazzle us, Juan Diego Florez!!! Consider the tickets BOUGHT

What I'm most excited about and why.....

La Fille du Regiment - Juan Diego Florez, JuanD iegoF lorez, JuanDiegoF lorez, JuanDiegoFlorez, juandiegoflorezjuandiegoflorez!!!!! is that enough reason for you????
Lucia di Lammermoor- the mad scene! especially a non-Dame Joan mad scene!!!!! im very excited!
Otello- not only my favorite Shakespeare play, but Renee Fleming is Desdemona!!!
La Traviata- I missed it this season *grumbles at parents* but I'm happy that Renee Fleming is returning to Violetta so I have it to look forward to!!!!
Un Ballo in Maschera- I looooooove this opera sooooo much!!! To add to the excitement, Dmitri Hvorostovsky (who still isn't as handsome as Uncle Tommy lol =]) and Salvatore Licitra are singing the two lead male roles!!!!!
Le Nozze di Figaro- I can make a list of my favorite arias/scenes from this opera, but I will spare you the trouble and just say "Contessa perdono!!!!!!" =)
Tristan und Isolde- Look, Deborah Voigt and Ben Heppner on one stage, must I say more?
Romeo et Juliette- Come on, people! Anna Netrebko and Rolando Villazon!!!!! It's probably sold out already!!!!!

Things I am NOT looking forward to (and "why" of course!!!)...

  • Roberto Alagna in Madama Butterfly (Love Couple strikes again because his wifelet is here too!)
  • Angela Gheorghiu in La Boheme (are we to be invaded by EVERY Alagna in the country?)
  • The continuation of Margret Juntwait's co-host. No one really likes him, no offence, so can't we just make it the Juntwait Show again????
  • Andrea Gruber in Macbeth- the Met insists on hiring people who are (pardon my frank-ness) too old! Andrea Gruber herself is not too old, it's her voice! I saw her in Tosca and I was taken aback. No offence, once again.
  • Going to see operas that I can't pronounce. Haha. I'll go see them, but by the time I get out, I still won't be able to pronounce it!
  • NO TOSCA!!!!! Even though it's showed SOOO often, can't I see it again???? PLEASE??? I wanna just SEE the Zefferelli set one more time!!!!!!! Who KNOWS how much longer it's gonna be up there???????? I wanna see James Morris's Scarpia again! PLEASEEEEEE!!!!
  • Not being able to go to all the operas I want this season =(

for more information visit the Met's website: metopera.org

Monday, February 26, 2007

Tchaikovsky's Eugene Onegin Moviecast

(Just for the record it's pronounced "Yevgenee Ownyaygin")

What a miraculously, amazingly perfect performance! This being my first Russian opera and my first opera in a movie theatre, maybe I shouldn't be talking, but it was just fantastic. Renee Fleming was a dream as Tatiana! What it must have been like to see/hear her in the house, I can't even imagine! Her Letter Scene was simply amazing! I loved how she ran around the stage with leaves in her hands, it was great! I don't care what people say about her, when she tries she is the best! Her tone is perfect and throughout the opera it was flawless. What miraculous work.
Dmitri Hvorostovsky never really caught my attention, UNTIL NOW! Holy moly! It was amazing. He looked every bit as snobbish and jerk-ish as he was supposed to in the first two acts, and then in the final act (when he totally loses it) he looks enraptured and then heartbroken. His singing was unbelievable and it helps that he's good looking. During the polonaise he gets to take his shirt off for a costume change on stage and my friend and I were at the edge of our seats with our jaws dropped. HELLO MR. HVOROSTOVSKY. But he was a jerk to Tatiana, so he can stay heartbroken =P.
Anyway, the rest of the cast was glorious! Ramon Vargas as Lensky was a stroke of genius. What a warm tone! Lately I've been sort of disappointed with some of the tenors the Met has produced, but I wasn't here! What a pleasant surprise! How sad that he has to get shot by his best friend =(, that's the only downfall of the opera. I would have liked to see Lensky live and ONEGIN SHOT! (what a jerk Eugene is, psh) Elena Zaremba's Olga, on the other hand, was slightly disappointing. The acting and attitude was just right, but the singing was a little off. It bugged me that the character was not a soprano because then she sounds too old. Zaremba was, I regret to say, quite a bit wobbly, but enjoyable none-the-less. Sergei Aleksashkin was a wonderful Prince Gremin. His aria almost stopped the show, and rightfully so, it was glorious. Gergiev....Gergiev...there's nothing to say, really, without going overboard! It was perfect, don't let anyone else conduct it!!!!

I'm not so sure if you're supposed to, but I clapped with the audience sitting in the Met. I was one of few who did so, but I wasn't ashamed. It's boring to sit there and listen to other people clap, I wanted it to be like I was right there with them. Most people in my theatre clapped during the curtain calls, but no one dared to let out a "bravo." And it's hopeless to try and see it live AT the Met because the last two performance's are completely and totally sold out =(. Maybe next season???
As for the movie aspect of it, I felt it was mostly good. I would really prefer less "in their face" approach to the singers, I'd rather see the whole stage then just one singer's face for five whole minutes, because the whole stage is what the real audience sees. Some times pulling back is a good thing! However, seeing shots of the orchestra clapping for the performers was charming and I loved seeing the house in it's full glory. Watching the audience during ovations was fun and it really got you into the whole experience.

For anyone who has never gone to one of these moviecasts should definitely go! It was wonderful, my friend and I enjoyed it immensely. And for anyone who has never seen or hear Tchaikovsky's Eugene Onegin absolutely should! It's a masterpiece!

Friday, February 23, 2007

Owned!! =P

On different opera boards there were discussions of "owning roles" and some I agreed with, and some I didn't. So, here is my list of singers who in my mind "own" these roles.


Mozart:

Queen of the Night- Edita Gruberova, Diana Damrau
Pamina- Lucia Popp
Sarastro- Rene Pape
Tamino- Matthew Polenzani

Figaro- Hermann Prey, Jose Van Dam
Susanna- Mirella Freni, Lucia Popp
Contessa- Renee Fleming, Kiri te Kanawa, Gundula Janowitz
Conte- Sir Thomas Allen
Cherubino- Frederica von Stade, Theresa Berganza

Don Giovanni- Cesare Siepi, Sir Thomas Allen
Leporello- Gabriel Bacquier
Zerlina- Susanne Mentzer
Donna Anna- Renee Fleming
Donna Elvira- Maria Ewing


Puccini

Turandot- Eva Marton, Birgit Nilsson
Calaf- Placido Domingo, Franco Corelli, Jose Carreras
Liu- Katia Ricciarelli
Timur- Paul Plishka, John Paul Bogart

Tosca- Eva Marton, Renata Tebaldi, Maria Callas
Cavaradossi- Placido Domingo
Scarpia- Cornell Macneil

Verdi

Violetta- Joan Sutherland, Maria Callas, Theresa Stratas
Alfredo- Placido Domingo, Carlo Bergonzi
Germont- Cornell Macneil, Robert Merrill

Rigoletto- Cornell Macneil, Louis Quilico, Robert Merrill
Gilda- Ileana Cotrubas, Edita Gruberova
Duke- Luciano Pavarotti, Carlo Bergonzi, Placido Domingo

Riccardo- Luciano Pavarotti, Placido Domingo
Amelia- Katia Ricciarelli
Renato- Louis Quilico, Cornell Macneil
Oscar- Edita Gruberova, Judith Blegen

Luisa Miller- Katia Ricciarelli

Otello- Placido Domingo
Desdemona- Katia Ricciarelli
Iago- Justino Diaz, Sherrill Milnes

Sir John Falstaff- Paul Plishka
Fenton- Juan Diego Florez, Frank Lopardo
Alice Ford- Mirella Freni


Bellini

Elvira- Joan Sutherland, Beverly Sills
Arturo Talbot- Juan Diego Florez, Luciano Pavarotti

Norma- Maria Callas


Rossini

Conte Almaviva- JUAN DIEGO FLOREZ
Figaro- Thomas Hampson, Peter Mattei
Rosina- Beverly Sills, Joyce Di Donato


Handel

Cleopatra- Beverly Sills


Dvorak

Rusalka- Renee Fleming


Donizetti

Lucia di Lammermoor- Joan Sutherland
Edgardo- Jose Carreras, Alfredo Kraus

Tonio- Juan Diego Florez, Luciano Pavarotti
Marie- Joan Sutherland, Beverley Sills

Elisabetta, Queen of England- Beverly Sills

Anna Bolena- Maria Callas, Joan Sutherland
Enrico- James Morris

Nemorino- Juan Diego Florez, Jussi Bjorling
Adina- Kathleen Battle


Ponchielli

Gioconda- Eva Marton, Violetta Urmana
Laura- Olga Borodina
Enzo- Luciano Pavarotti, Placido Domingo


Strauss

Marschallin- Gwyneth Jones, Elisabeth Schwarzkopf, Renee Fleming, Dame Kiri te Kanawa
Octavian- Frederica von Stade, Brigitte Fassbaender
Sophie- Lucia Popp, Barbara Bonney
Baron Ochs- Kurt Moll, Manfred Jungwirth

Countess (Capriccio)- Renee Fleming, Dame Kiri, Elisabeth Schwarzkopf

Wagner

Wotan- James Morris
Brunnhilde- Eva Marton, Hildegard Behrens, Birgit Nilsson
Fricka- Christa Ludwig
Sieglinde- Leontyne Price


Tchaikovsky

Eugene Onegin- Dmitri Hvorostovsky, Sir Thomas Allen
Tatiana- Renee Fleming
Gremin- Sergei Aleksashkin

Thursday, February 1, 2007

MY LIST!!! (be very afraid!)

You Know The You Are An Extreme Opera Fan When...


  1. People start asking you why fat women with breast plates fascinate you
  2. You are suddenly compelled to stab every police chief you see
  3. Men with eye patches and many flying daughters suddenly look like gods (oh haha)
  4. You notice that no one knows your favorite singer (the most obvious symptom)
  5. People are shocked and appalled when you laugh at Charlotte Church (5a.) and Andrea Bocelli
  6. You learned all you know about medieval England from Donizetti
  7. Andrew Lloyd Webber seems like a joke
  8. People calling some Broadway shows operas sets you off
  9. You start correcting the singers' staging
  10. You can name all the arias that are played on TV commercials
  11. Everyone else seems to have a different definition for "diva"
  12. "Going insane" means killing your husband and crashing a wedding party in a bloody night-gown
  13. Hearing a canon makes you scream "Va, Tosca!"
  14. It's normal for 50-year-olds to play teenage brides
  15. You find yourself making up opera related phrases. The one I use the most is "Oh holy mother of Puccini!"
  16. Hearing a voice that sounds like it belongs to a 20-year-old, looking up the singer, and finding out that they are either 80-years-old or dead is part of your daily routine
  17. You actually know what voice category "Ombra Mai Fu" is really sung in
  18. You find yourself speaking in foreign languages at random points in the day. Most popular with me are... "Bravo/a" "Pace, pace" "Per pieta!" (sometimes continued with "ben mio perdona!") "Dove sono??" (almost always followed by "i biei momenti") "O! Mio Dio!!" "Si, si! Ci voglio andare!" "Poverina" "Andiamo" and "Marie Theres'" when I'm sad. =)
  19. "Vendetta" truly looks sweet. You are frequently compelled to hire a bass just to kill some nobleman (who you probably don't even know, unless you're his jester)
  20. Riddles are a life or death situation
  21. Handel's "Orlando" no longer seems obscure
  22. You develop your own opinions instead of stealing other peoples
  23. You can sing every part in "Tosca" without looking at any paper
  24. You can correct your music teacher.
  25. You can tell your friend whose learning about opera in school what composers they talked about (Mozart, Puccini, and Verdi), what operas they talked about (La Boheme, Rigoletto, Le Nozze di Figaro) and what arias they listened to (Che Gelida Manina, Si Mi Chiamano Mimi, La Donna e Mobile, and Figaro's Overture). You also know that Pavarotti sang both tenor arias. (this actually happened to me, I'm not kidding. =] silly me)
  26. You look forward to the next Rolex Ad (thank you leslie!)
  27. You can name more than Three Tenors
  28. Whenever someone (especially yourself) coughs, you immediately assume it's consumption and break out sobbing and sing "AH! M'AMI ALFREDO!!!!"

(dedicated to Jenn, LaSala, Leslie, Emily, and Ms. Shirreffs)